"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus..."
"I saw Santa give us some Thrive food, hiding it in the storage cabinet just now..."
"I saw my puppy biting Santa Claus..." my puppy a.k.a. Max (his stuffed dog from the Grinch)
"I saw the oven burn Santa Claus..." because he was hiding some reusable macaroni and cheese for us....when we eat it then go to the bathroom it appears in the oven again...I hope it doesn't come out through our privates, I hope we eat it and it goes down into our stomachs and then it appears back in the oven...
Whoa. That kid is something else! Side note...he says a.k.a. all the time. Hilarious! We sure hope Santa doesn't try to bring us that mac and cheese. I don't think I could eat it...